he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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