You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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