She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A bitchslap is in order.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
