Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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