How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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