the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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