"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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