Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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