Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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