just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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