Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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