What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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