Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think a kid would responsible me up
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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