Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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