Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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