wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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