She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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