Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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