Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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