Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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