i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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