Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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