He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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