Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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