Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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