just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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