I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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