You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i out mim tonsoeep
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