I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I fill condoms, not promises.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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