when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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