i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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