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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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