Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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