She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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