dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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