i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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