He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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