So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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