I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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