Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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