i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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