that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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