No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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