You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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