i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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