Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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