They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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