so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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