He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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