ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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